Bradyisms

Those of you who go to Facebook often may have been treated with several Bradyisms. I have decided to compile all of them into a single blog post for your reading pleasure. Please sit back and relax as you dive into a two year old's mind.

• "That's not football, that's N. C. State!" while watching a game live at Carter Finley


• Karl: What does Santa wear? Brady: "a flight suit...it's red,  and daddy, yours is green!"


• Brady said to Karl (who checked out of the squadron two days ago) tonight at dinner "You flying the helicopter tonight?" To her that is the only explanation why Daddy has been home all day!!!


• At breakfast she wanted me to explain the difference between Daddies and husbands so afterwards she said to me "You get dirty when you get married?"


• When the time had past for us to feed our dogs, Karl said to one of the dogs, "Dewy, why didn't you sign for 'eat'?" and Brady says "Silly Daddy, dogs don't have hands!"...

So here are the new ones that I have saved and have not been posted on FB:

• We all went to a Super Bowl party next door (remember this is Sunday night, so Karl had been home all weekend). We were walking home after the 3rd quarter, and she sees Karl's car in the driveway and proclaims "DADDY'S HOME!!!!"


• "Mommy, there's a baby in my belly" Me: What?!?!? "Mommy, there is a Reagan in my belly" (Reagan is the name of her good friend's 4 day old sister)


• Brady has a conditioner that smells like grapes, and a detangler that smells like pears, so tonight while Karl was giving the girls a bath I asked B what her shampoo smells like. It has a fragance, it just isn't labeled on the bottle; her response "It smells like football games"

I am starting to realize after these are all compile together that her ingenuousness falls in place mainly when Daddy  is around........HMMMMMM